Annie Griffith

What the Signs are doing for Halloween

Aries: Listening to The Smashing Pumpkins while actually smashing pumpkins. Taurus: Going trick or treating for the free candy, telling soccer moms to fuck themselves when their age is questioned. Gemini: Gettin freaky to “Monster Mash”. Cancer: Falling in love with some dude in a Where’s Waldo costume then turning around and never seeing him …

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