Izzy Halloran

Covid-19 Vaccines Ranked From Sexiest to Least Sexy (Based on Facts)

1. Pfizer– Pfizer is not only the sexiest, but also the hottest vaccine. Initially, I placed Pfizer at the top of the list based on pure instinct. It’s something about the sound, the power of “Pf” or perhaps the “z?” I wondered if the rest of the student body shared my Pfizer affinity. A third …

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Artist Profile: Eva S-G

“I think beauty for the sake of beauty is underrated, the act of creating something beautiful. That’s why I struggle with conceptual art. I put a lot of thought and research into the pieces I make. I want to turn beautiful ideas into beautiful objects, to take the potential and make it actual.”

“Love in the Age of Rona” Screenplay Idea

“I was absolutely pulling on Tinder before Rona-19 hit. Now I only pull a little bit. This is—love in the age of Rona—and it’s especially hard for a guy like me. You thought we had our guards up before? Statistics say that trust issues have gone up 25%.”

Bat Habits: Attack!

All is well until halfway through my pee, when I see the shadow under the bathroom door; it’s a bat!