“I think beauty for the sake of beauty is underrated, the act of creating something beautiful. That’s why I struggle with conceptual art. I put a lot of thought and research into the pieces I make. I want to turn beautiful ideas into beautiful objects, to take the potential and make it actual.”
“I was absolutely pulling on Tinder before Rona-19 hit. Now I only pull a little bit. This is—love in the age of Rona—and it’s especially hard for a guy like me. You thought we had our guards up before? Statistics say that trust issues have gone up 25%.”
All is well until halfway through my pee, when I see the shadow under the bathroom door; it’s a bat!