1. Pfizer– Pfizer is not only the sexiest, but also the hottest vaccine. Initially, I placed Pfizer at the top of the list based on pure instinct. It’s something about the sound, the power of “Pf” or perhaps the “z?” I wondered if the rest of the student body shared my Pfizer affinity. A third …
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It’s 55 degrees and sunny in Wilder Bowl. Your bestie pulls out her sexy sunglasses as you nurse your caffeinated bubly. It’s so nice out that you don’t even care how rotten your cantaloupe is! A walk to the recycling bin is like a strut down the runway, and suddenly, your tits begin to wiggle …
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“I think beauty for the sake of beauty is underrated, the act of creating something beautiful. That’s why I struggle with conceptual art. I put a lot of thought and research into the pieces I make. I want to turn beautiful ideas into beautiful objects, to take the potential and make it actual.”
“I was absolutely pulling on Tinder before Rona-19 hit. Now I only pull a little bit. This is—love in the age of Rona—and it’s especially hard for a guy like me. You thought we had our guards up before? Statistics say that trust issues have gone up 25%.”
All is well until halfway through my pee, when I see the shadow under the bathroom door; it’s a bat!
