Sam Blieden

House Hunters: Oberlin Edition

It’s the spring of junior year and you’ve just been approved for off campus housing. No more Resed! RAs are a thing of the past! Room checks? I haven’t heard that name in years!

Dorm Decorating in a Pandemic

A Guide On Designing the Perfect Room to Deal with the Never-ending Fear of Being Sent Home on Short Notice Due to a Spike in Cases

The Art of Zoom Seduction

Now that being an incel has become a forced mainstream, I know you’re looking for that bright, moist, light at the end of the tunnel, you horny little f#%k!