House Hunters: Oberlin Edition
It’s the spring of junior year and you’ve just been approved for off campus housing. No more Resed! RAs are a thing of the past! Room checks? I haven’t heard that name in years!
NOT CLICKBAIT!! 20 Year Old Girl Discovers Huge Vintage Porn Stash and You’ll Never Believe What She Does Next
All of a sudden, it hit me: PORNO JOURNALISM! I would write the greatest porn-journalism the world (The Grape) has ever seen.
Filling The Void: What to do when Study Abroad gets cancelled
A step-by-step guide on how to find a new personality trait and obtain the aura of an interestingly unbearable person who studied abroad without ever leaving your childhood home.
Dorm Decorating in a Pandemic
A Guide On Designing the Perfect Room to Deal with the Never-ending Fear of Being Sent Home on Short Notice Due to a Spike in Cases
The Art of Zoom Seduction
Now that being an incel has become a forced mainstream, I know you’re looking for that bright, moist, light at the end of the tunnel, you horny little f#%k!