It’s the spring of junior year and you’ve just been approved for off campus housing. No more Resed! RAs are a thing of the past! Room checks? I haven’t heard that name in years!
All of a sudden, it hit me: PORNO JOURNALISM! I would write the greatest porn-journalism the world (The Grape) has ever seen.
A step-by-step guide on how to find a new personality trait and obtain the aura of an interestingly unbearable person who studied abroad without ever leaving your childhood home.
A Guide On Designing the Perfect Room to Deal with the Never-ending Fear of Being Sent Home on Short Notice Due to a Spike in Cases
Now that being an incel has become a forced mainstream, I know you’re looking for that bright, moist, light at the end of the tunnel, you horny little f#%k!