What the f*ck is an NFT and why is it bad for the environment? Their answers will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even learn something new…
In our fourth blind date of the semester, two brave singles had to overcome perilous obstacles such as a missing phone and a forest fire (this may or may not be clickbait). Read on to find out if they made it out alive!
Spring is finally here, and everyone wants to kiss (gross)! What with the beautiful weather, vaccines so close you can taste them, and seniors facing the impending doom of graduation, Oberlin is once again a cesspool of disgusting horniness. But until mass immunity becomes the norm, some brave souls are channeling their horniness into talking with a complete stranger on Zoom! How did it go for our third couple, Levi and Ri? Read on, and please, keep it in your pants!
Setting up hopeful strangers on blind dates over the last couple of weeks has reminded me that dating can be a surprisingly fun opportunity to connect with someone new and is not just about giving someone head till they nut.
If there’s one thing that can heal this divided country from corruption, police brutality, and Miss Corona herself, it’s a cute chonkster with a boopable nose.
Aries: Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio: Sagittarius: Capricorn: Aquarius: Pisces:
You’re feeling ready to take things to the next level: A steamy and serious sit down conversation with the people in your pod to discuss the ramifications of you possibly fucking.
Pisces: Forming an emotional connection with the wasps on their porch. Scorpio: Has been self isolating for years. Cancer: Asking all 5 people left on tinder to go for a walk in the arb. Libra: Channeling their horniness into baking and nesting. Gemini: Camera meticulously positioned so you can see all the books they haven’t …