Zoe Jasper

You’re feeling ready to take things to the next level: A steamy and serious sit down conversation with the people in your pod to discuss the ramifications of you possibly fucking.

Pisces: Forming an emotional connection with the wasps on their porch. Scorpio: Has been self isolating for years. Cancer: Asking all 5 people left on tinder to go for a walk in the arb. Libra: Channeling their horniness into baking and nesting. Gemini: Camera meticulously positioned so you can see all the books they haven’t …

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