Only about 85% of Oberlin faculty are 1,000 year old lizards trapped in the bodies of professors. Devoting a whole 15% of staff space to…
1. An extensive, long-burning Mandy Patinkin love story. 2. Russell Brand falls in love with his vegan ceramics teacher. She turns out to be a…
Pisces: Forming an emotional connection with the wasps on their porch. Scorpio: Has been self isolating for years. Cancer: Asking all 5 people left on…
This past week there have been several troubling reports suggesting that a local first year student is doing a little too well.
Now that being an incel has become a forced mainstream, I know you’re looking for that bright, moist, light at the end of the tunnel,…
Movies, movies, movies. Everybody loves them, and for good reason. And since the beginning of time, from Stone Age to phone age, Austin Powers to…