Last semester, friends were saddened by third-year Thomas F’s announcement that he would be leaving Oberlin for a semester to pursue a semester abroad. But…
You wake up to the sun streaming through your window. Birds are singing, Albino squirrels are bustling. The first day of the semester. Are you…
You introduced yourself as a “Creative.” You asked your interviewer if they had any fun plans for the weekend? You forgot to take down the…
All is well until halfway through my pee, when I see the shadow under the bathroom door; it’s a bat!
It holds that a student in attendance of Fall Solarity, regardless of their emotional state prior to, will cry at some point either during the…
We tracked down every Harkness grad from the last 10 years to see just how a granola maker or a DLEC applies those skills to…
-Mom gets angry and defensive when you ask why we still do boy-girl seating -You are asked to explain “that bakery stuff” to the whole…
Yeah, your friends may be flirting in another language, but I bet they’ll be mad that they’re missing out on all the social validation you…