Pisces: Forming an emotional connection with the wasps on their porch.
Scorpio: Has been self isolating for years.
Cancer: Asking all 5 people left on tinder to go for a walk in the arb.
Libra: Channeling their horniness into baking and nesting.
Gemini: Camera meticulously positioned so you can see all the books they haven’t read on their desk.
Aquarius: Being really weird and intense about powerpoint party night.
Aries: Challenging a dean to a fist fight.
Sagittarius: All sagittariuses have already been sent home.
Leo: Smoking on their porch begging for someone to perceive them.
Taurus: No meal plan just cookie deliveries.
Virgo: Reminding their friends to take vitamins, worried their friends are mad at them for being too pushy about the vitamins.
Capricorn: Directing traffic in Stevie in their spare time.